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From Paris France, The NO-TALENTS coming from the same nineties Garage Explosion that gave us great bands such as Teengenerate, the Mummies, etc. the No-Talents were a Parisian based garage band, known for their raw, fast and snotty style of playing punk rock / "Killed By Death" slop.

With no intention of becoming a real band they learned 2 songs by the Sick Things to play a party, 2 weeks prior to the French National Day in 1995. Somehow a few months later they released their first self produced LP. This opening blast provided the blueprint they would follow for the next 4 years, delivering fun, crass and raw songs with female vocals. NO-TALENTS on FB

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Friday August 7th : SEATTLE - Funhouse / El Corazon
+ HEAD + Chemicals + The Primate Five

Saturday August 8th : PORTLAND - Smmr Bmmr Festival

Tuesday August 11th : EUGENE - Old Nick's Pub
+ P.R.O.B.L.E.M.S.

Friday August 14th : LA - Redwood
+ The Stitches + Bloodline + Chemicals

Saturday August 15th : LONG BEACH - Alex’s Bar
+ The Stitches + White Murder + Black Mambas


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Albums -
"The No-Talents" (LP on Wild Wild Records 1996, CD on No-Co Records 1996, LP on Broken Rekids 1997, 2014)
"... Want some more" (LP+CD on Estrus Records 1999, CD on Bondage Records 1999)

7" EPs -
"Talent is a crime" (Royal Records 1996)
"100% No-Talent" (Incognito Records 1997)
"Hello world" (Hate Records 1998, 2001)
"Quelle crise Betsy" (Broken Rekids 1998)

Other bands that featured No-Talents members include Steve & the Jerks, Splash Four, Loud Mufflers, Les Teckels, Anteenagers MC, Lili Z., Les Terribles, Cecilia & ses Ennuis, Volt, Cecilia und die Sauerkrauts, Frustration, Operation S, Danger, Sex Crime, Chrome Reverse.

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The No-Talents / The No Talents LP

The No-Talents self titled LP.

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The No-Talents / No-Talents 7 Inch

"Quelle crise Betsy".

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